Gordon Brown is reportedly weaning himself off his four-KitKats-a-day habit and is now eating nine bananas instead to get fit for the election.
Once I went to the doctor because my feet were numb. He sent me for blood tests. I had massively elevated sodium which was causing my sense of touch to stop working as my nerves weren’t able to work. Turned out it was because I was eating a bag of bananas a day.
Question is, is a PM with numb feet a good or bad thing?